Patching Pants

Having 3 boys can be pretty expensive at times. Especially when it comes to their pants. I buy a pair of pants and in just a few months, they will have holes in the knees. I tried one of those iron on patches you can find at Wal-mart. It didn’t look great but it worked for the day . . . until Dad got home. He was not going to have his sons going to school with patches on their pants. After thinking about it for a few days, I wondered if I could make my own patch, a “cool” patch that Dad would like. My oldest son loved Transformers. I used an old pair of pants that was past repair, and made the Autobot sign. I used red thread and sewed it into the pants. It actually looked cute. I made the Decepticon sign on the other knee and used purple thread to sew it on. It looked really cute. I couldn’t wait to show them to my son . . . and my husband. They both loved them. My son couldn’t stop bouncing up and down. I started coming up with more ideas and figuring out what works best and what does not. Here it is in a nutshell.

I find or design a simple picture with not a lot of detail. (The more detail, the less likely I am to attempt another patch.) The picture needs to be as round or square as possible. I love the internet. You can find so many options out there.

I draw the picture onto one of those iron on patches. (Yes I went back to the iron on patch. They only cost 99 cents for 2 large patches (I can usually make 4 patches out of each) and they save a lot of time. Otherwise you have to hand stitch the patch on before you sew it to make sure the patch stays where you want it. But I tell you, iron on patches are well worth their money.

I use a very fine zig-zag stitch to trace the inside of the picture. (The finer the zig-zag, the more I like it.) I do not trace the outside yet. I used to, but it really is a waste of time because I would be retracing it when I sewed it onto the pants. (Sometimes if the picture is simple enough, you can skip this step and sew the inside along with the outside onto the pants. The patch shown in the picture really was simple enough but for more detailed pictures like the Transformer patches, it is much easier to work with a small patch when sewing the inside than a large pair of pants. Ok so was that confusing enough?)

Then I cut around the outside of the picture.

I take out the seam of the pants in the area of the hole. You do not have to undo the entire pant leg, just a small hole will work. With my first pair, I tried not to take out the seam, but instead used the foot hole. Believe me, it actually saves a lot of time and frustration to make the hole. Also, I make the hole in the seam that does not have two thread lines showing on the outside. This is usually the inside seam of the pants, . . . but not always.

Next, I iron the patch onto the pants.

Then I use a wider, very fine zig-zag stitch to go around the outside and sew the patch onto the pants. The outside of the zig-zag stitch should barely go off the patch. Most of the stitch should be on the patch. I have made the mistake several times of not using a wide enough stitch around the outside and letting the stitch get too close to the outside of the patch. In a short time, the patch will come out from under the stitch and I've had to redo it.

I Cut all leftover strings and stitch the pant seam back up.

I Cut a small piece of the iron on patch, slightly larger than the hole in the pants, and iron this onto the INSIDE of the pants. (I found that if I patch the inside and outside of the pants, the patch will last a lot longer. (I hate it when my cute patch gets a hole in it.) Patching the inside increases the strength of the patch and keeps your child from getting his/her foot snagged in the hole.)

And there you have it. Patched pants that your kids will want to show off.
Now my kids get excited when they get a hole in their knee. I don't know how excited I am though. The whole process takes about an hour . . . now.

I have made pants with the Transformer signs, dinosaur patches, fish and snail patches, flower patches, even a Super Tux patch, (that one was tricky) and just recently, a Winnie the Pooh one. But that one I cheated on. There is no way I could sew a cute picture of Pooh, but I had a pair of shorts that had Pooh on it. The shorts had gotten too close to some Bleach which had worn holes in them, but Pooh still looked great. I cut him out and sewed him onto the pants. That was the easiest patch I ever made . . . and cutest. (I don’t have a picture of it because my son is wearing them right now and he is at school.)


My sewing machine is NOT fancy, or new. In fact, it is a dinosaur. So yes, even you can do it. My aunt bought my machine . . . used . . . back when she was going to college. After she was done with it, she gave it to my mom who used it for many year. When I went off to college, my mom gave it to me, and I have been using it since . . . for many years. My husband has had to resurrect it a few times but it keeps ticking on. My only pet peeve is that the string breaks or the bobbin clogs up every few inches that I sew. It makes it extremely difficult, but not impossible, to make a nice, even line.

A quick tip: do not let the holes in the pants get too big. At the first sign of a hole forming, I take the pants away to be fixed. If the hole gets too big, it becomes very difficult to make a patch that will fit it. If the hole stretches all the way from side to side, don’t waist your time , just make them into shorts.

Oh and one more thing . . . The more contrast there is in color between the patch and the pants, and the thread and patch, the cuter it seems to be. I wish I had used a brighter color of thread on those dinosaur egg patches.

Hello big, wide, vast . . . scary internet

I’ve been told for the last several years, if I ever want to go anywhere or be someone, I have to have an internet presence. I have an e-mail, isn’t that good enough? Apparently not. I have been fighting this for a while. Several years ago, I had a friend help me set up the very beginnings of this blog (hence the extremely outdated family picture at the top, thus I have included this new one, thanks to my dear sister,) but haven’t done anything since. Now that I have a fast internet connection, (well, not dial up) I do not have an excuse any more. Thus here I am you big, wide, crazy . . . scary internet.

I think part of my “problem” is that I do not even know what to include on here. Is anyone even really interested in anything I have to say? And yet there is so much I would love to be able to share, but have not as yet been able to very well.

I am a health nut. I used to think those “health nut” people were crazy and they should live a little. But after having 2 children come down with autism and then being diagnosed myself with congestive heart failure (CHF) at age 27, it kind of was forced upon me until I am now probably too far the other way. There has to be a happy medium. But my two sons are now recovering and making huge progress, and my congestive heart failure . . . I barely feel it, unless I get under a lot of stress or don’t eat right. I see how eating can effect every aspect of your life. It’s nuts. It’s not fair. How come so many people can eat whatever they want and all I have to do is have one chocolate bar and I’m done for . . . for the next several hours. And trying to keep sugar out of my children’s diets while they attend school is nearly impossible. I have had to come to accept this fact. The other day, I was washing cloths, something I do quite often with 5 kids, and when I pulled a batch of cloths out of the drier, there was melted taffy covering many of the cloths. I still haven’t gotten anyone to confess who hid their candy in their pockets so that I wouldn’t see it. It happens a lot.

I love singing, writing music, children’s books, creating, gardening, and so many other things. . Several years ago I went to a BYU Writing and Illustrating for Young Readers Conference. I loved it. I learned a lot. I improved my skills, but found out how truly impossible it is to get into that market. So I published my own books on a website, www.mamabearproductions.com. Last year I went to a music competition truly thinking this was my ticket to getting out there. I thought my song was going to blow them out of the water. But in turn, I found out I stunk. Well not that bad, but I definitely had room to improve. I swore I would never go back . . . Never. Knock on wood. Whatever you have to do, don’t say never. I ended up going again this year. . . . And I am so glad I did. I learned so much more. I felt inspired instead of beaten. I walked away feeling like I could actually do this, . . . I just needed an internet presence. I have written 3 songs this month alone. That is an all time record!!!

My garden . . . it stinks this year. I have barely gotten anything out of it. Probably because I haven’t put as much into it. Like I always say, next year . . . I’ll do so much better.

I am religious. I don’t know where I would be without the gospel. It lights every day of my life. I have a burning testimony. I have learned so much in the last few years and I am so incredibly grateful for the parents who raised me so well and taught me the gospel in word and deed. I love my family, the one a came from and the one I have now.

Well, to all who have taken this time to read my blog, thank you. Be patient with me as I try to attempt to learn the ropes. I think it will be a great experience. I hope.